[Monster High] ghoulia beloved :)

FIVE STAR CLAYMORE USERS - DILUC RAGNVINDR

For dawn to come, there must be those who dare to pierce the darkness with their light.

[OCs] [NOT hom3stuck] october is her month 💀✨

"Cut everything that doesn't advance the plot" no. I'm gonna write more stuff that doesn't advance the plot

#NO PLOT. ONLY LORE.

Ah, Victor Hugo and J R R Tolkien, how lovely to see you here on tumblr.com.

walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet

some people are responding to this like its a joke and im going to assume u are the type of people to say "its only a 3 minute walk" when i tell them the nearest bench is too far away

also anyone who thinks "3 minutes isnt THAT bad" you will be old one day. and you will wish the bench was closer

USPS was completely self-sustaining until 2006, when Congress inexplicably began requiring it to pre-fund retirement health benefits for all of its eligible employees and retirees, 75 years in advance. This unprecedented requirement cost USPS more than $5 billion per year for 16 years ... which is almost exactly the amount they were in debt.

And still, USPS maintains First Class mail delivery to every household in the country within 5 days for less than a dollar. No private carrier comes close to their price point (which USPS actually doesn't control), and many of them actually use USPS as their "last mile" carrier in rural areas where it's too costly for them to operate.

yeah man we can tell

he looks like hes on the verge of sobbing

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

what would happen if you smoked nirnroot

weed LITERALLY too loud

"oh they'll NEVER know that i'm high" *glowing slightly and emitting a faint high-pitched sound*

wyd when the whiterun guards come up to your carriage with ye windows down and asks you for your horse liscense but the nirns got you astrally projecting to the heart of lorkhan

why does every single fucking thing use the exact same render of the girl wolf from these movies. does another photo even exist

the need to climb up those grassy stepping stone looking rocks beside the waterfall in wild world… indescribable

04/26/2009

walking into the pussy store and coming home with a pussy that looks like a rorschach test

Hey why does your pussy look like my parents fighting