white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ..... yea i have that....if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

everyone should delete tiktok except this guy i wanna be alone with them

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY

The whole "common era" (BCE-CE) has to be the stupidest thing ever and I say that as a Christian who thinks we should indeed have a secular calendar.

"Oh no we can't use "Before Christ" and "After Christ", that's so Eurocentric. We'll change it to something else, like "common era", that's more neutral."

"Oh okay, and what's gonna be year 0 then?"

"Oh, the year of the birth of Christ of course"

As far as I'm concerned we live in the year 62 A.G. of the Space Age (After Gagarin), like in a proper sci-fi novel.

HUMANITY DID NOT BEGIN 10.000 YEARS AGO NEITHER DID THE FIRST HUMAN STRUCTURES, THAT'S AN ARBITRARY VAGUE YEAR PULLED OUT OF NOWHERE, AND IT STILL FRAMES IT AROUND THE BIRTH OF CHRIST, THAT CALENDAR IS A STUPID MEME FROM KUZERGARST OR WHATEVER THAT YOUTUBE CHANNEL IS SPELLED I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT IN THE NOTES IT'S SO FHAHAHAHAAHAHA BATMAN I'M GOING TO DESTROY GOTHAM CITY

i'm rather fond of the suggestion that year zero should be the year the internet went up

i'm aware even that's loosely defined in and of itself, but maybe the advent of specifically the world wide web? that would put us in the year 33 AI (Advent of Internet)

new genre of videos youtube’s algorithm has decided I needed to see

💯🙏💛🟨👍

Worst part about this is I've only ever used that yellow square emoji once and it was just to see how it looked. This isn't who I am. However, in retrospect, I suppose it is

Reading through the notes is a surreal experience please keep adding more to fuel my effervescent consumption of non descriptive emojis

*chanting quietly* tree law tree law tree law tree law

TREE LAW TREE LAW

new and magnificent beasts will arise from the muck. trust me on this one

The whole bi lesbian backlash is just ridiculous at this point.

I can't think of any other situation where the people I follow/ed fully embraced a small subgroup's shitty interpretation of an identity that's been around for decades, and just completely ostracized the entire group, regardless of their actual beliefs.

Lesbian is an umbrella term, and it's a specific identity. Just like gay. Some bi women are going to call themselves lesbians. This is not a threat to the lesbian community, and it's definitely not transphobic.

At a certain point, the people enthusiastically playing gatekeeper are going to have to realize that they put too much stock into a purely online phenomenon. You were gullible. You took the bait. You became a bully and told yourself it was for the safety of the community, just like any other conservative. The threat isn't real. You're just behaving like an asshole who wants to control other people.

"You became a bully and told yourself it was for the safety of the community, just like any other conservative."

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

Send all of the data you hacve

link's face before eating dubious food is so funny to me

he hasn't even tasted it yet he's just bracing himself for it

#cats smelling something they don't like

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times